My roommate is a fucking idiot.
Yeah, that’s all I have to say right now.
what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear
“My name is Usagi Tsukino. I’m in the eighth grade, fourteen years old. I know I’m a little clumsy, and a crybaby sometimes…”
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u r beautiful and ur gonna do great today
Can everyone just take a moment to think about the fact that they are married in real life
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